Here’s the real scoop on this threat to break up the Internet. The GloboFascists are still soiling themselves after the rejection of the EU by the Dutch and now the French. Do you suppose that the Grand Council of Illuminati Poobahs got a little ticked with France and had some of its agent provocateurs stir the domestic pot in the homeland. Hmm, one does wonder, doesn’t one? And would two wonder twice as much?

So, why bring up all the civil unrest unpleasantness? Because that’s precisely why the neo-Napoleans desperately need to disrupt a unified, grassroots communications system, a la the Internet. Do you see why this is so?

All dictatorships are the domination of the many (The Sheeple) by the few (the GloboFascists). In order for this improbable state to persist, in defiance, by the way, of the Second Law of Thermodynamics, the GloboFascists need to have complete control over the information that the Sheeple get. For, if the Sheeple were to suddenly catch on and see the GloboFascists for what they really are– petty little control freaks who also fit the profile of child molesters– the Sheeple would turn and trample them underfoot.

But history shows that, over and over, the Sheeple are easy to manipulate with fear. The time-honored tactic is thesis-antithesis-synthesis; that is:

Thesis: create a crisis, doesn’t matter how “real” it is, it’s just gotta be believable enough to fool the tube-heads out there,

Antithesis: conveniently, have just the right solution on hand like, oh, maybe a Patriot Act?

Synthesis: A new paradigm is established in the mind of the Sheeple. Reality is a mental construct and so people create their own prisons… and let other people create those prisons for them. Each Thesis-Antithesis pair moves the accepted mental paradigm of the Sheeple a step closer to accepting total control and manipulation of their lives, i.e., global plantation.

So, if “they” do bust up the Internet, then you know we’re getting to ‘em and they’re freaking out. Unfortunately for all the Sheeple and GloboFascists in this sick little game, history also teaches that these types of unhealthy relationships always end badly, usually with both sides holding towels to their rear ends while they hobble out of the locker rooms, kicked out and treated shamefully by an outside team that swept in out of nowhere. Or, something like that; you get the idea.

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